Woo! Confetti! Kaya's a gifted writer, an awesome friend and possibly a future vet slash hermit novelist. She likes shrimps because shrimps are hermaphrodites. Yes. Plus they're cute, of course. In a sinister sort of way. If not preoccupied with all matters trap-related, she'll talk your head off with her outrageously fun plot ideas. If you're down and troubled, and you need a helping hand...she's your man.